Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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