I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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