ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Drunk walkin through police station. America
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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