WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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