We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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