ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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