i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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