$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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