Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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