nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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