so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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