12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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