im having a threesome with these popsicles
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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