Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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