I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
