where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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