tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
