My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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