I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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