No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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