ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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