Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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