is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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