'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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