I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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