Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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