Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize