i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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