Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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