And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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