please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Farmville is her only friend.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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