So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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