You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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