fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
thus making me awesome and them whores
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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