whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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