If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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