On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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