He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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