the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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