i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Randomize
