i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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