It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
