Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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