super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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