school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize