why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
