The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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