Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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