I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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