office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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