sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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