Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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