is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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