nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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