? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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