I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Help. Why am I so naked?
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