i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
