Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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