We should be called the Road Head Warriors
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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